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Why do penguins eat fish Because donuts from Flashcomment Fishing jokes Jokes
Why do penguins eat fish? Because donuts get soggy before they can catch them.

Why are sardines the stupidest fish in from Flashcomment Fishing jokes Jokes
Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ? Because they climb into tins, close the lid and leave teh key outside !

What did the sardine call the submarine from Flashcomment Fishing jokes Jokes
What did the sardine call the submarine ? A can of people !

Why is a fish easy to weigh from Flashcomment Fishing jokes Jokes
Why is a fish easy to weigh ? Because it has its own scales !

What did the boy fish say to from Flashcomment Fishing jokes Jokes
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend ? 'Your plaice or mine' !

Who sleeps at the bottom of the from Flashcomment Fishing jokes Jokes
Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ? Jack the kipper !

What is dry on the outside filled from Flashcomment Fishing jokes Jokes
What is dry on the outside, filled with water and blows up buildings ? A fish tank !

What fish do roadmenders use Pneumatic krill from Flashcomment Fishing jokes Jokes
What fish do road-menders use ? Pneumatic krill !

What do you call a literary fish from Flashcomment Fishing jokes Jokes
What do you call a literary fish? Salmon Rushdie!

What part of a fish weighs the from Flashcomment Fishing jokes Jokes
What part of a fish weighs the most ? It's scales !

What TV game show do fish like from Flashcomment Fishing jokes Jokes
What TV game show do fish like best? Name that tuna!

Two parrots are sitting on a perch from Flashcomment Fishing jokes Jokes
Two parrots are sitting on a perch. The first one says to the other "can you smell fish?".

What do you get if you cross from Flashcomment Fishing jokes Jokes
What do you get if you cross a salmon, a bird's leg and a hand ? Birdsthigh fish fingers !

What kind of money do fishermen make from Flashcomment Fishing jokes Jokes
What kind of money do fishermen make ? Net profits !

What bit of fish doesnt make sense from Flashcomment Fishing jokes Jokes
What bit of fish doesn't make sense ? The piece of cod that passeth all understanding !

Which fish go to heaven when they from Flashcomment Fishing jokes Jokes
Which fish go to heaven when they die ? Angelfish !

Why are fish so smartThey are always from Flashcomment Fishing jokes Jokes
Why are fish so smart? They are always in schools!

What do you call a fish with from Flashcomment Fishing jokes Jokes
What do you call a fish with no eyes ? Fish !

How do fish go into business The from Flashcomment Fishing jokes Jokes
How do fish go into business ? The start on a small scale !

When fish play football who is the from Flashcomment Fishing jokes Jokes
When fish play football, who is the captain ? The team's kipper !